Once I was the Winter Release, then my CEO told me,
“Go build yourself some features or you’ll be lonely.”
Once I was a Winter Release

It was a big big release, but we thought it could be bigger
Pushing each other to the limits, we were learning quicker
By March PI Planning and shortest job first was rankin’
Never content so we were out to make that feature super kickin’

Once I was a Fall Release, my boss told me,
“Go get yourself a Program Board or you’ll be lonely.”
Once I was a Fall Release

I always had that dream, like the release before me
So I started writing code, I started writing stories
Something about that glory just always seemed to bore me
‘Cause only those who amigo will ever really know me

Once I was a Summer Release, my story got told
Before the conference and we sold, when life was crazy
Once I was a Summer Release

I only see my goals, I don’t believe in failure
‘Cause I know the smallest features, they can really make it major
I got my devs with me, and all those in favor
And if we don’t ship before I leave, I know you’ll see it later

Now I’m a Spring Release, my story’s getting’ told
I am writing about everything I have before me
Now I’m a Spring Release

Soon we’ll be another release, our products will be sold
We’ll have traveled around the world and still be selling
Soon we’ll be another release…

Spring Release is out.  Check out the notes.

  • 4/23 – Team / Catalyst Batch Update
  • 4/30 – Enterprise / Ultimate Batch Update


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